rivalseren:

seaalgae:

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

lesbian-toddhoward:

johnnycashthighhighboots:

i love being transgender its so fun and sexy and epic but i wish the rest of the world would catch up already

rickybabyboy:

reptiletwink:

rickybabyboy:

I smell

oh you’re stinky?

sumetal:

Sorry for casting “Small Your Dick” I guess. As if it’s my fault.

snakegay:

snakegay:

idiot tt rat tryINg t[o eat my cpomp6qqxeø  keys                                      †                          “”“”

YOU

tamafiend:

Can we please fucking talk about these texts my sister sent me last night.

kuboe:

steveharringtonsquadmom:

kuboe:

if u cut off my dick two more will grow in its place

Promise?

this is the strangest and most thought provoking response I’ve ever received on a post

emmablowguns:

Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou.

teathattast: